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i know everyone thinks they have found the "greatest site on the internet"... well they are wrong.

http://www.u-starvin.com/micromaniac/index.html?item=christmasLights

check out all the other stuff on the right side too...

well... i was feeling spiritual, so i went looking for answers. i found the "God F.A.Q.(frequently asked questions)" i was enlightened until yellow enlightenment burst from my loins, and down my leg. enjoy.

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

yeah... that is definately cereal in his nose, for all who asked the question. and to answer your next question, i have no idea. unfortunately for all of you, it's a big picture, and i don't feel like changing it. so until someone else posts something... HA! IT'S A BIG FRIGGIN' PIC O' SIRUS!

Preshow and Originals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ibE8jOzbiM

Suite-Pea & Jew Soap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNSn-Vr-dqI

Soil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX2KUmk640g

Forest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDiV1KIICpk

Judith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIIDFR2eNZ8

Suggestions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVzEXnfpTEI

Darts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLzdGVkaEY

The Sound Check Song & DDevil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoDp5G0fd0Y

Bounce and Raining Bullets (Fresh Prince Style)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5BC-GTWNcs

and that is all i have yet. currently waiting on additional footage. ENJOY!

i awoke this morning from the worst of any of the nightmarishly-realistic dreams i have ever had. to note: that is saying something... for reference i once had a dream where i was tortured, eventually disemboweled, and slowly eaten by the clown from steven kings "it." that dream imparticular was the longest, as far as how long it felt i was there, to date.
back to last evening.i went to bed like i normally do... i had nothing particularly strange for dinner (brocolli, and a baked potato). i played a zombie shooter yesterday, but that isn't out of the ordinary, and had nothing to do with the dream.
in this dream...i watched myself like a third person shooter. sometimes it was first person. i was outside of a red door with a brick building around it. the building towered very tall, but was thin. only about 3 door lengths.there were 3 stairs leading to the doorway from the dirt ground. a beaten path trailing from the red door to the street. as i watched the mysterious door, i heard some people approaching. most of them were female. i began speaking with one of them. turns out she looked just like Sharon Marsh, though i don't know what significance that holds. i even called her by that name. i attempted to get her to speak with me behind the building. she refused. she could smell my foul intentions. i tried harder to reason with her, but she was resilliant. she entered the building with most of the crowd that was moving toward it, through the red door. one of the women was lagging behind. a goth-punk dressed girl. about my height. she had dark hair and light green eyes. we began speaking about how "Sharon" had refused to speak with me. she called her a bitch for being so shitty to me, and we shared a laugh. i then attempted to work my tricks on this new girl. she agreed, with a smirk on her face. it was as if she was asking for this.
she took my arm, and we went behind the building. it was getting very dark, but we began speaking anyway. she told me of some of the places she'd been, Philadelphia being one of them. her voice was like a symphony of violins. as she continued of her travels, i listened closely. as if there would be an exam afterward. when she came to a break, i began fiddling my story. as i did, she told me that she saw something come over my face. i was confused, because at this point i was in first person. it seemed to me that i would heave seen it aswell. "no matter", i thought to myself, and i brushed it off. she just kept looking into my eyes. looking...staring...piercing...burning... it was like she knew that something was different about me. and so did i.
she had changed now.
seeing me change even a little bit, indirectly caused her to change aswell. i noticed this change not only with body language, but with speaking tone aswell. instead of telling me she wanted to head home, she instead asked me if it was ok. as if she thought i would harm her if she moved without my say so. i said she should stay a little longer. i couldn't let her leave knowing me. i had to fix it. i had to make it better. the way it was. the way it should have stayed.
my view shot back to third person just as i grabbed her by the throat. i pinned her to the ground and sat on her chest, both hands now around her throat. she scratched at both the ground and me with no result, flailing wildly. she knew as well as i the result. as i cleansed her of life i thought to myself how i would feel in her situation.
"i am going to end."
"i will never live again."
all the things going through her mind, and she still managed to throw herself about. by the time i ended my thought, i had ended her aswell. i had no remorse. why should i? i did what i had to do to survive... i saved her.
i don't remember how i disposed of the body, only that i was professional about it. i knew no one would ever find her.
i went home. it was more of a warp to my house, because i don't recall where it was. only that it was not through the red door. i sat on my bed, wondering if i would ever have to explain myself to anyone about what i had done. my bedroom door opens. as she entered, in a ghastly white aura, i couldn't help but notice how beautiful she was. she had come to me. for me...

i wanted her... nothing but her... forever...

i'll not go to far into detail, but know that what happened next was NOT consentual. it was brutal enough to shake me from sleep. i awoke suddenly.
though i did technically awaken, i didn't really come completely to. it was kind of an inverted wink. rather than my eyes being open and closing shortly, they were opened shortly from being closed.
i fell back. way back. i fell onto a concrete floor flat on my back. i was stricken from breath for a moment. then the floor, it was colder than anything i'd felt before. and yet... greeting me. as i stood, (first person again)...
i saw it.
could this be what i held the beast in for 20 years? for decades, i stood. staring. all around me was an industrialized zone. dark grey. everything was dark grey, from the steel sky to the cold structures erupting from the ground. the whole area looked like old factories and failed dreams. directly in front of me was cage. the chain link cage was 40-50 feet high. the gate to the cage only had the conventional "-C" shaped fence closing device. how could i hold anything terrible in here?

then the voice...

her voice...
"you've locked your animal instict away too long."
i look to the sky, as if it was from a god-like presence. but i knew. i knew who it was. the girl i destroyed. she was showing me why i had ended her. i looked to the gate again, as if it would answer my questions. i approached cautiously.

right foot steps, left foot drags...

i was looking at my feet now, being sure not to awaken whatever it was behind this gate. my eyes rise to meet the gate, still 3 feet away...
"what's this?"
"no..."
"it's...open?"
suddenly arose a growl from behind the gate. this was nothing i had heard before. no animal, no matter how fierce, or fearful, had ever made such a terrifying noise, and it was at an deafening decible...
i awoke frozen. frozen with fear. not fear of anyone/anything else. fear FOR anyone/anything else. fear of myself, and what i am attempting to hold in.

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q304/slayerofman/pirate.jpg

guess this is my 2nd fav then... "AHOY!"

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q304/slayerofman/jamas005.jpg
this is officially the best picture of Sirus. Hands down. I cannot stop laughing.

this is me and katee playing puzzle pirates. i'm teaaching her to emote...

p.s. there's something less than obvious in this pic that i find funny. it's not with me or katee's character, but close...

impeach bush!

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=d1211a8a-6c59-4c93-b70e-b9b011db62e9&f=imbot_us_default&fg=rss

Alright here we go. Rules are
-download the files
-play them as many times as you need
-email me your results.
person that does the best will be "The Old-School Game Music Master Guy/Chica". i don't know. i'm exhausted from my divorce, and this is all i could think to do. anyhow, give her a try. don't post your answers, or people will take them!


The first one's are Title music...

title music 1

title music 2

title music 3

title music 4


the next are random music, not necessarily from the title screen.


random 1

random 2

random 3


this one is a bonus. not really difficult... but i figured i had to put it in. it's a sound effect from a rather well known game.

here

email me your results... here